I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes,dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue!"
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”
A little boy asked his father:Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?The father replied:I don 't know son.I 'm still paying!
一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说：我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐.
