英语翻译1.Two eggs boiling in a pan,one male and one female.The

英语翻译
1.Two eggs boiling in a pan,one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look,I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
2.NAMES OF WIVES 
A malay man had 4 wives,and he called his...

4th wife.baby doll 

3rd wife.china doll 

2nd wife.barbie doll

1st wife.panadol
完全没笑点啊
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