Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师：彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?
Peter: Well, well.eyelids.
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老师：什么?眼皮?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的,老师.因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
疯人院
一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说："我是拿破仑!"另一个说："你怎么知道?"第一个人说："上帝对我说的!"一会儿,一个声音从另一个房间传来："我没说!"
