1﹑Mother asked her little boy,Darling,what did the te
acher teach you today?
Nothing,Mum,answered the son proundly,instead,
she asked me how much one plus two was,and I t
old her three.
母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝,今天老师教了
你些什么?
儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教,妈妈.她反倒
问我一加二等于几,我告诉她等于三.
2﹑my little dog can't read
:Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I
have lost my precious little dog!Mrs.Smith:But yo
u must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs.Br
own:It's no use,my little dog can't read.我的狗
不识字
布朗夫人：哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的
小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸
上登广告啊!布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小
狗不认识字.”
3﹑I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" th
e young snake asked his mother."Yes,dear," she re
plied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten m
y tongue!
我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一
个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.“是的,亲爱的,
”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为
我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”
4﹑A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her
babies when shespotted a cat crouched behind a b
ush.She watched the cat,andthe cat watched the
mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely,"Woof,woof,w
oof!" The catwas so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouseturned to her babies and said,"Now,do you under
stand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她
看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽.母老鼠
向着猫叫道："汪,汪,汪",猫听了非常害
怕,拼命跑走了.母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的
对孩子说："现在你知道外语的重要性了吧.
5﹑TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late
for school every day?Tom:Every time I come to th
e corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow".
汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆,您为什么每天
上学迟到?汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路
标上面写着："学校----慢行."
6﹑ Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolis
h!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋
了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
