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Lilly Curtis: I'm not scared. No more Pull-Ups.
Jackson Curtis: Nice.
Jackson Curtis: When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run!
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[from trailer]
Jackson Curtis: It's not just California... it's the whole world!
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President Thomas Wilson: Today we are one family.
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Noah Curtis: Woah, that's a big plane.
Yuri Karpov: It's Russian.
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Jackson Curtis: [as Kate's house is collapsing in an earthquake] Get in the fucking car!
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Carl Anheuser: [about Laura Wilson] Cute girl, eh?
Adrian Helmsley: Sir?
Carl Anheuser: That was the First Daughter you were looking at.
Adrian Helmsley: I wasn't looking at her.
Carl Anheuser: Better move fast, kid. The end is near.
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Kate Curtis: [on the "ark"] Where have you been all my life?
Jackson Curtis: Gift shop.
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Lilly Curtis: I'm not scared. No more Pull-Ups.
Jackson Curtis: Nice.
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President Thomas Wilson: [seconds before the White House is destroyed] I'm coming home, Dorothy.
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Yuri Karpov: [while flying over Hawaii] What is that?
Sasha: The State of Hawaii.
Yuri Karpov: Not good. That is not good.
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Sasha: [while flying the Antonov] Lift that pretty ass for Sasha!
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Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity.
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President Thomas Wilson: The world, as we know it, will soon come to an end.
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Carl Anheuser: Are you telling me the North Pole is now somewhere in Wisconsin?
Professor West: Actually that's the South Pole now.
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Kate Curtis: So where are the ships?
[Jackson unfolds the map with the ships, discovering that it is labeled "China"]
Jackson Curtis: We're going to need a bigger plane.
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Adrian Helmsley: The Director of the Louvre is not an enemy of humanity!
Who will be left behind?
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The end is just the beginning.
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First, the Mayan calendar predicted it...Now, science has confirmed it...but we never imagined it could really happen.
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Mankind's earliest civilization warned us this day would come...
