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这是周星驰《喜剧之王》中的插曲.好玩,给你翻译吧：
Shit,I am a piece of shit since I was born.You enjoys eating banana and I suffers being a crap,it's destined.
Shit,I am a piece of shit,cheaper than the ants.You drive a Benz and I pick my nose,hard to change 'till the death.
Long night,star night,I past the night in a crapper.Do you know a life is short and joy is even shorter?
Shit,I am a piece of sit,striving for happiness.Since we are acquaintances,we should share happiness,although everything is miserable.
Long way,lonely way,the way never end.Do you know that misunderstanding is more than insult.
I am in the deepest shit and cheap like slush.You kick my ass and swear my mum.A smelly shit can never climb up.
Hope one day I can be in the garden,by the side of the flowers,looking up to the tender leaves.
Hope one day a piece of shit became fertilizer,to nurture the flowers,with fragrance beneath the afterlight.