求一篇以第一人称骂女孩的英文文章(要译文)?

我是很不赞成骂人用脏字的 因为那样会先侮辱自己
I think now I know who the ugliest girl is in the world, if we still can call you girl, you small dirty thing.
我想现在我知道谁是世界上最丑的女孩了,如果我们还能把你称之为女孩,肮脏的小东西.
If I were you, I will kill myself when the first time I saw my image in the mirror, because the image in the mirror could make everyone throw up.
如果我是你的话,我一定会在第一次看到镜子的时候自杀,因为镜子里的影像足以让所有人呕吐.
Nobody wants to talk with you because you such a Cyclops, barbarism and stupid.
没人愿意和你说话,因为你简直像个独眼巨人（未开化的意思）,野蛮又愚笨.