1\
A:I'm in a big trouble!
B:Why is that?
A:I saw a mouse in my house!
B:Oh,well,all you need to do is use a trap.
A:I don't have one.
B:Well then,buy one.
A:Can't afford one.
B:I can give you mine if you want.
A:That sounds good.
B:All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A:I don't have any cheese.
B:Okay then,take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A:I don't have oil.
B:Well,then put only a small piece of bread.
A:I don't have bread.
B:Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
2\
A:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B:No idea.(No Eye Deer.)
A:What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B:Still no idea.
