汉译英 帮我翻译下面的句子 不要百度翻译``` 因为大多数是口语

翻译如下：
啊 新的一天 不过和昨天一样 还是会很平淡的度过吧
Oh,a fresh day started,while it would be plainly passed away as yesterday.
不先洗脸的话 可能又会睡着 也说不定
If you don't wash face,you perhaps will also fall into sleep.
臭小子 每天我都只不过一顿饭而已
Brat!I only have one meal every day.
额 感觉不到饿 但是还是要吃饭的吧
Er,I don't feel hungry,but the meal is also a must.
最后一次想起我是在什么时候 现在你爱的人是谁
When is your last time recoginized me?Who is you now fall in love with?
喂 臭小子 你有没有曾经想念过一只狗呢
Hi,brat!Have you ever missed a dag?
有时候真想用酒精麻痹自己
I really want to paralyze myself with alcohole sometime.
不好的记忆就是要藏在日记里面吧
Bad memery should stay in diary
今天的我对于明天来说就是个秘密
The current me is a secret to the future
纯手译,满意就给分吧!