圣诞节笑话英文版?还有祝福语,故事.急.

　　笑话
　　do you know the gender of Rudolph the reindeer ?你知道鲁道夫（圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字）是雄的还是雌的?
　　how could i know!我怎么知道!
　　but i do.it is definitely female.我倒知道.它肯定是母的
　　reasons?理由呢
　　coz Saint Claus is male!因为圣诞老人是男的
　　故事
　　The lion and the fox
　　The lion once said that he was sick on his death bed.
　　So he asked all the animals to come and listen to his last wishes.
　　The goat came to the lion‘s cave. He stood there and listened for a long time.
　　Then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit entered to hear the last wishes of the king of beasts.
　　But soon the lion seemed to recover, and went to the mouth of his cave.
　　He saw a fox waiting outside. "Why don‘t you come in?" asked the lion to the fox.
　　"I beg Your Majesty‘s pardon," said the fox, "I have seen many animals enter your cave, but none of them come out.
　　Till they come out again, I prefer to wait outside."
　　老狮子与狐狸
　　●一头年老的狮子声称自己病得要死了,他告诉所有的动物来听他的临终遗言.
　　●一只山羊进入狮子的洞穴,并一直留在那里,接着一只绵羊也进去了.之前,一只兔子也曾进去听这兽中之王的临终遗言.
　　●但是不久,狮子好像康复了,能走到洞口了,他看到狐狸站在洞口,就问：“你为什么不进来呢?”
　　●“尊敬的殿下,”狐狸回答说,“如果我没发现只有进去的脚印,没有一个出来的脚印,我也许会进洞去.”
　　寓意: 我们必须小心别人的圈套,因为一旦进去了就很难再出来.
　　祝福语
　　Wishing you a song in your heart at Christmas and blessings all year long.
　　圣诞之际,祝你心中有首快乐的歌,新年快乐!
　　Merry Christmas and happy New Year!
　　圣诞快乐,恭贺新禧!
　　Wishing you peace, joy and happiness through Christmas and the coming year.
　　在圣诞和新年来临之际,祝福你平安、快乐、幸福!
　　Warm greetings and best wishes for Christmas and the New Year!
　　致以热烈的祝贺和良好的祝福,圣诞快乐,新年快乐.
　　Thinking of you and wishing you a beautiful Christmas season.
　　美丽的圣诞节之际,谨致我的思念与祝福.
　　It seems that Christmas time is here once again, and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones, and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.
　　圣诞节转眼又到,又该迎接新的一年了.我们向你及你的亲人们致以最美好的圣诞祝福,愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺,幸福美满!
　　May Christmas and the New Year be filled with happiness for you.
　　愿你圣诞和新年幸福无尽.
　　A Christmas greeting and good wishes to you who is thought about all the year through. Have a beautiful Christmas and a happy New Year.
　　始终思念你,捎来圣诞佳节最美好的祝福,祝圣诞吉祥,新年如意.
　　With all good wishes for a brilliant and happy Christmas season. Hope things are going all right with you.
　　在这辉煌快乐的圣诞佳节,献上一切美好的祝福!祝一切顺心如意!
　　Here is wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a New Year bright with joy and success.
　　祝圣诞快乐,新年充满幸福和成功.
　　A Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.
　　圣诞快乐,新年好!
　　Christmas comes but once a year. But when it comes it brings good cheer.
　　圣诞节一年只有一次,但每次来临都带来喜悦.
　　A cheery Christmas and the New Year hold lots of happiness for you!
　　给你特别的祝福,愿圣诞和新年带给你无边的幸福、如意.
　　May you have the best Christmas ever.
　　愿你度过最美好的圣诞节!
　　Much joy to you in the up coming year.
　　May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at Christmas and stay with you all the year through.
　　让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福,在圣诞佳节来到你身边,伴你左右.
　　A Christmas greeting to cheer you from your daughters.
　　愿女儿的圣诞祝福带给你快乐.
　　At Christmas and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your days.
　　圣诞的祝福,平日的希冀,愿你心境祥和、充满爱意,愿你的世界全是美满,愿你一切称心如意,快乐无比.
　　May the joy of Christmas be with you throughout the year.
　　愿圣诞的快乐一年四季常在.
　　Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.
　　祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱.
　　Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you.
　　愿你的圣诞光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!
　　Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season.
　　愿你拥有圣诞节所有美好的祝福.
　　Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
　　祝节日幸福如意.
　　Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!
　　愿你所有的圣诞梦想都成真!
　　Hope you enjoy the happiness of Christmas and all the trimmings.
　　祝你享尽圣诞佳节的快乐和圣诞的礼品.