【200分汉译英】这才是男人心中的好女人

女人就要做女人,发挥女人的长处,站在男人背后,守着他的窝,拴着他的胃,牵着他的心.为他披上盔甲,看他骑上战马,再抛给他一朵花,一个吻,让他勇敢出征,奏凯而归!
If you are a woman,these are the duties you are supposed to perform:stand by your man,take good care of his home,make his favorite food,be loving all the time,help him on with his armor,see him off when he is about to depart on his horse,throw him a rose plus a tender kiss,give him the courage he needs in the battle field and pray for his safe return after the victory.
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