英语翻译The Three Stars One day Steven Spielberg,Arnold Schwarze

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The Three Stars
One day Steven Spielberg,Arnold Schwarzenegger,and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie.Unfortunately,they were caught by a tribal group.As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy.She said,''Get me something good to eat.If I like it,you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed.They then went into the jungle to look for some food.
Spielberg was the first to come back.He came up to the altar and offered grapes.She tasted one and immediately spat it out.She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass.The servants finished their duty,leaving a screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples.The same thing happened to him,but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass.Spielberg was shocked.Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain,but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing.He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.'''
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三位明星
有一天,史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格——阿诺德·施瓦辛格,皮尔斯·布鲁斯南在丛林为想拍一场电影.不幸的是,他们被部落人抓住.他们快要被杀头时候,他们的祈求部落女王的恩慈,女王说,“去给我找点什么好吃.如果我喜欢它,你就会被释放.”这三个明星看着对方,同意了.然后他们走到丛林中去寻找一些食物.
斯皮尔伯格是第一个回来.他走到坛上,并给出了葡萄.她尝了尝,立即吐了出来.她命令她的仆人把其馀的塞入他的屁股.他们的仆人完成了任务,留下一个尖叫斯皮尔伯格.
施瓦辛格是下一个,得到一些好吃苹果.同样的事情发生在他身上,但是他奇怪的大笑,尽管苹果是挤进他的的屁股.斯皮尔伯格很震惊,他在这里是用葡萄都让他的屁股疼痛,塞进了几个苹果的施瓦辛格,他还笑.他问施瓦辛格“见鬼,你又在笑什么呢?”
施瓦辛格笑着说:“皮尔斯带回来了一个西瓜!”
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