比较幽默的英文自我介绍

Ladies and gentlemen, the small car ( young woman ) polite, I come from xx,Small car scholarship is not high, Wen eight bucket,My biggest advantage : brag, the biggest drawback: fart, love to do: fighting, most loves work: leBut my disposition is quite open and bright, young and pig kissed mouth, I now ... ...
Time has been changed, but my brothers, I am a a lot of advantages, disadvantages, a few peoplearning, hope you can learn from me!