英语翻译我有个朋友很笨,但他很拽.我想用英语嘲笑下他.帮我翻译下这些话：Hi,两天不见.看你笨了不少嘛.你别笑,几年后我

Hi, I haven't see you for two days. You look even more retarded, please don't laugh, because I will be in Peking University several years later, while you will be in a nameless low standard university crying.
Is this the kind of phrase that a intelligent person should say? Although I understand how you feel.