Little joke
（小笑话）
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行."
Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls." Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?" "Do you prefer paper or plastic?" 业余工作 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作.他满面笑容地回到了家. “第一天感觉如何?”我问. “好极了,爸爸.”他答道,“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话.” 由于斯蒂芬不善言谈,我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么?” “你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装?”
