A Cheap Meal一顿便宜的饭
A man went into a restaurant andsat down at one of the table.A waiter went up to him and gave him the menu.一个男人走进了一家饭馆,坐在了其中一个桌子前,服务员走上前给他看菜单.
The man read it careflly,then ordered alllthe most expensive dishes.The waiter served themeal and the man ate it with great enjoyment.这位男士看得很仔细(carefully打错了),然后按顺序看了所有最贵的菜.服务员为他提供了这些菜,这个男人吃得很香.
Then a small boycame into the restaurant and sat the man's table.然后一个小男孩走进饭馆坐在了这个男人的桌前.
The waiter came up and said to the man,"What would your little boy like,sir?" 这位服务员走过来对男人说:"你的小孩喜欢什么呢,先生?"
"Oh,just an ice-ccream."the man told him .then he stoodup and said to the waiter,"I'm just going out to buy a newspaper."噢,一个冰淇淋."男人告诉他,然后他站起来对服务员说:"我要出去买一份报纸."
He left the restaurant.The waiter gave the boy an ice-ccream.The boy ate it,and then stood up and walked to the door.他离开了饭馆.服务员给了小男孩一个冰淇淋,这个男孩吃了它,然后站起来向门口走.
The waiter ran towards him.服务员赶上了他.
"Excuse me"he said,"But your father hasn't come back wath me." "对不起,"他说,"你的爸爸还没有回来给我买单."
"Oh,yes,it does."the waiter said."You'll stay here until your father comes bank and pays his bill." "噢,是的."服务员说:"你要在这等你爸爸,直到他去银行付完钱为止."
"He's not my father."the boy said."I don't know who he is." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩说,"我不知道他是谁."
The waiter did not understand."What do you mean?"he asked.服务员不明白,"他问.
"The man came up to me in the steet."the boy said."He asked meif I liked ice-cream.I told him I did.Then he told me to come into the restaurant at 2 o'clock and sit down at his table.He said he'd give me some." "这个男人在街上找到我,"男孩说,"他问我喜不喜欢冰淇淋,我说我喜欢,然后他告诉我2点来这个饭馆,坐在他的桌前,他说他会给我一些."
偷伞的人
一天,杰克的妻子正在清扫壁橱.
“看这些雨伞,”杰克的妻子对他说,“这里有八把伞而且都坏了.”
“我会把它们带到雨伞店去修,”杰克说,“他们还那么新,丢掉多可惜.”
杰克把八把伞带到雨伞店里然后把它们留在那里.“它们明天就能修好,”店员说.
晚上他像往常一样坐公共汽车从办公室回家.他坐在一个老女人旁边.她的旁边有一把伞.
当公共汽车到站时,他捡起她的伞然后站了起来.
“哎!”那个女人说.“那是我的伞.”
“实在对不起,”杰克说,把雨伞递给她.“我没有多想.请原谅我.”
第二天他从雨伞店取回雨伞然后坐上了车.
当他坐下时,一个声音从他身后响起：“你今天很成功啊!”
他转过身看到了那个昨天拿伞的那个女人.
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