【200分汉译英】男人洗衣服的9大好处

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男人洗衣服的9大好处
Nine Benefits for Men to do Laundry
(Nine Reasons Why Men Should do Laundry 更好点吧)
1.有利于增进夫妻感情,创建和谐家庭.
据有关部门调查,以男人爱洗衣服为由提出离婚的女人不足十万分之一.
1. Improves relationship between the couple, thus creating a harmonius family. According to statistical analysis: The probability of a woman divorcing her husband because he likes to do laundry is less than 1/100000.
2.有利于男人的心理健康.
由于洗衣服经常无端地遭到家人表扬,男人的心情异常舒畅,心理健康指数经常居高不下.
2. Good for the mental health of men
Being frequently praised by his wife for doing her laundry will make a man unbelievably happy and will give him a strange sense of confidence and satisfaction (sometimes even better than sexually-oriented ones), thus raising his Mental Health Index (MHI)
3.有利于提高男人的文化品位.
洗衣服时聆听水声潺潺,触景生情,再联想到高山流水的意境,男人经常诗兴大发,久而久之,文化品位会直线上升.
3. Improves men's class and taste
The sound of flowing water often reminds men of the beauty of nature and creates a poetic atmosphere. Laundry eventually will make a gentleman out of a common man.
4.有利于男人身体健康.
由于洗衣时经常采用搓、揉、拧、拉、弹、拽、扯、抖、晃等动作,如果运用得法,一气呵成,可收到与打太极拳相仿的强身健体功效.另外,根据巴甫洛夫的条件反射理论,经常在哗哗水声中工作,有利于体内水道畅通,部分医学专家已经初步证实,爱洗衣服的男人患前列腺疾病的少之又少.
4. Good for the physical well-being of man
While doing laundry (especially manually), a man's muscles will be heavily exercised by various streneous manouvres such as twisting, pulling, lifting, rubbing, etc. If done correctly, it could be as healthy, if not better, than Taichi (which might have been created based on body movements of ancient clothe-washers). According to Pavlov's theory of Conditional Reflex, working with water helps maintaining men's fluid balance. Certain medical studies have shown that men who does laundry often are less prone to prostate diseases.
5.有利于培养男人办事的条理性.
据调查,经常洗衣服的男人与不经常洗衣服的男人相比,办事更具有条理性,显而易见,这与他们平时在洗衣服的过程中知道袜子与口罩不能同洗的工作经验有很大关系.
5. Laundry makes a man more rational, organized and responsible
According to studies, men who does laundry often is much more organized and efficient comparing to those who leaves dirty laundry to their wives. It's quite obvious that this vital skill was gained while doing laundry (most men don't know that you shouldn't wash your socks and cloth respirator together prior to doing laundry).
6.有利于男人积攒小金库.
洗衣服前,清理家人的衣兜时常会有意外收获,十块二十块的大钱也是常有的事,如果昧着良心据为己有,积少成多,天长日久,男人的私房钱会源源不断,用之不竭.
6. Money money money
It's not uncommon to discover spare change while clearing out clothe pockets before laundry. If a man decides to selfishly keep all of it, eventually, dimes and nickels will accumulate into a considerable sum. This is perhaps the most important source of income for men with "persuasive" wives.
7.有利于减少日常开支,创建节约型家庭.
由于男人身体强健,洗衣机基本处于半闲置状态,天长日久,电费支出会大幅减少；另外,由于女人不洗衣服,手部护理费（如护手霜、嫩肤霜、去死皮素、指甲油等）也会大幅降低.
7. Cuts cost, and environmentally friendly
Well, if the men are doing all the laundry, your washing machine won't be using any power (or, even better, you won't have to spend money on one!), thus saving considerable amount of money on the family's electricity bill. Besides, when the wife doesn't have to do the laundry and let her hands be damaged by those unhealthy chemicals, it's likely that she'll spend less on manicures and skincare... now that's a lot of money.
8.有利于男人拓展第二职业.
在长期的洗衣实践中,男人会对洗衣机的构造、工作原理、故障修复有一个比较全面的了解,一旦遇到经济危机,经常洗衣服的男人会沉着冷静地对家人说：没关系,咱开个洗衣机修理店赚点钱吧!
8. Learning an important life skill
Doing laundry frequently teaches a man how to wash clothes (duh!), and smarter men might even learn how to repair (if not build) washing machines. In case of another great recession, men who does laundry often could open his very own laundromat (or become a handyman or professional washing machine fixers) to earn a living.
9.有利于培养男人吃苦耐劳乐观向上的工作态度.
名人说态度决定一切,男人要想在工作中取得成绩,吃苦耐劳乐观向上的工作态度是必不可少的.人的生命是有限的,可是为家人洗衣服的工作是无限的,只要肯洗,脏衣服总还是有的,在这样的工作氛围中,当男人满脑瓜子热汗,经过一番卓绝的苦战,看着万国旗似的衣服挂满晾衣杆的时候,男人已不知不觉地体会到了吃苦耐劳带来的工作乐趣.
9. Makes a man hardworking, conscientious and cultivates a positive working attitude.
Attitude decides everything, if a man wants to achieve something in life, a positive attitude towards life is an absolute necessity. A man's life might have a limit, but the amount of dirty laundry his family (especially female members) can produce is virtually limitless. There's always dirty clothes so long as one wants to wash them. Under this kind of daunting working atmosphere, only the toughest and most hardworking man could survive. So when your husband is done with this week's laundry and he's passed out in the sink, you know that he is one step closer to greatness.