英语翻译This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he c

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英语翻译
This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top
of a bridge,sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
radar gun.
The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks "What's the
hurry?"
The guy replies,"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah",says the cop,"what do you do?"
The guy responds,"I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop says "A rectum stretcher,and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
The guy says,"Well,I start with one finger,then I work my way up to two
fingers,then three,then four,then my whole hand,then I work until I can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide"
The cop asks,"What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'
The guy replies,"You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a
bridge..."
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一个人驾着他的EB Z06在公路上飞驰.当他行驶到一座桥上时,可想而知,有一名拿着雷达测速器的警察正在桥的另一头守株待兔.
警察拦下了那家伙的车,走上前去,问:“什么事那么急?”
驾驶员回答说:“我上班迟到了.”
“哦是吗?”警察说,“你是干什么的?”
驾驶员回答说:“我是一名直肠伸展员.”
然后警察问:“一名直肠伸展员?那是做什么的?”
那人回答:“这样,我先伸一个指头进去(直肠),然后是两个指头,再三个、四个,最后是整只手.等到我两只手都进去了,我就慢慢地伸展它(直肠),直到它达到6英尺宽.”
警察问:“你他妈的想拿一个6英尺宽的屁眼干嘛?”
那人回答:“我们会让他拿着一个雷达测速器,然后让他站在桥的一头……”
(这个笑话最后就是讲那个司机在拐弯骂警察是asshole,asshole也有混蛋的意思)
 
 
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