有谁能帮我找点英国英语与美国英语的区别,并用英文写一下.或者有谁有有关的笑话

The very first difference comes from pronunciation,or the American and British accents.For example,"car",which in British English is often pronounced as [ka:],whereas in American as [ka:r].Then is the minor difference in spelling,where American English always seems simplified."Colour",which is the way of spelling in British English,is written as "color",with similar examples to "flavour" and "flavor".Finally is vocabulary.Soccer refers to what we know as football,but the former is often used in British English; lift,another example,is what British speakers call the machine that helps people up and down in high buildings,but in American elevator is more often used; sophomores,in American English,are second-year student in high schools or universities,but in British English there is no corresponding word for those particular group of people.