求英语笑话两个.带中文翻译的

A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive." "Be quiet,"said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her,“You know,I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket.Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him,“Why?” “Oh,
you know,because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman,my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
巧施妙计
在超市里,有位男士走向一位美丽的女子,问她说：
「我在超市和我太太走散了,你能和我聊天几分钟吗?」
这位女子问道：「为什么呢?」「喔,因为每次我和
美女讲话时,我太太就会出其不意冒出来!」