The Hat Shop
A man wanted to buy a hat. So he went to an expensive hat shop. "I'd like to buy a hat, please," he said. "Can I try on a few, please?" "Of course," the assistant answered and then brought in several hats.
The man tried them on one by one but he didn't like any of them. "Mm, this one's too big and that one's too small. And this one isn't the right colour and that one is too expensive... Would you mind bringing a few more hats, please?" "Not at all," the assistant said. He went to the back of the shop and brought in more hats, but still the man didn't like any of them. In the end the assistant had to bring out all the hats.
After he had tried on all the hats in the shop, the man said, "It seems that all these hats aren't the right size." At this time the assistant got angry and said to him, "The hats are all right, sir, but I'm afraid your head isn't the right size."
翻译：
帽子店
一个男人想买一顶帽子．所以他来到一个卖昂贵帽子的店里．＂我想要一顶帽子,＂他说,＂我能试几顶吗?＂＂当然可以．＂售货员回答说．随后他拿来了几顶帽子．
男人一顶接一顶地试,但没有一顶让他中意的．＂恩,这顶太大了,那顶又太小了．这顶的颜色不好,那顶太贵了…你介不介意再拿几顶来呢?＂＂一点都不介意,＂售货员说道．他到商店后边又拿了一些帽子来,但男人依然不喜欢这些．最后,售货员不得不把商店里所有的帽子都拿了出来．
男人试过店里全部的帽子之后说道：＂所有的帽子的尺寸似乎都不对．＂这时售货员生气地对他说：＂帽子都没有什么问题,先生．但是我怀疑您的脑袋的尺寸有问题．
