歌曲名:Threw It On The Ground
歌手:The Lonely Island
专辑:Turtleneck and Chain
The Lonely Island - Threw It On The Ground
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster.Jump higher
Man,I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground!
You must think I'm a joke!
I ain't gonna be part of your system!
Man,pump that garbage in another man's veins!
I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says
"You come here all the time!Here's one for free."
I said,"Man,what I look like,a charity case?"
I took it,and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please,you can't buy me hotdog,man!
At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"
She hands me her cellphone,says it's my dad
Man,this ain't my dad.This is a cellphone!
I threw it on the ground!
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system!
My dad's not a phone!Duh!
Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this,eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world,jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this,and this,and that.And even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph!Phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
I fell to the ground.The phonies didn't let up
Tasing on my butt-hole,over and over
I was screaming and squirming,my butt-hole was on fire
The moral of this story is:you can't trust the system!
Man!
