有关新年的笑话(英文版)

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有关新年的笑话(英文版)
有谁知道啊?
不论长短都可以
我要的是"新年"的!
1个回答 分类:英语 2014-10-06

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New Year Resolution
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center,I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me.After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center,one young teacher stopped by,looked at them for a few minutes,then left abruptly.Passing two teachers on their way in,she stormed,"My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear,and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution.Looking rapidly through stacks of papers,I uncovered hers.It read,"I resolve not to let little things upset me."
新年决心书
为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣,我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我.我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后,一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟,便抽身走开了.她越过两位老师闯了进来,大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的.”我在旁边听到了,看她气势汹汹的样子,我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书,飞快浏览了几叠纸之后,我打开了她的那一份,上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼.
 
 
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