谁知道幽默、又蕴藏了人生道理的生活经历?

同学,我是你的英语老师,请自己完成你的作业,否则你完蛋了!
I am a high school student. One day, I have a homework of" how to gain the theory from the experience of my life". I have no idea, so I ask the baidu for help. I release my problems and set the award "20 scores". The answer is less, but one answer is very special, it wrote" I'm your English teacher, please finish your homework by yourself,or you will be done".it scrared me to death. From now on, I achieve all things by myself, it make me more independent.
再问： 哇，既然那么有创意、有想法就帮我想一个嘛！相信你哦！
再答： 我后面这段英文不就是了吗?