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my friend has a problem about finding a girlfriend.But to me,It's a piece of cake.I told him not to give up,maybe she is coming on to you at anytime.I have always done these kind things to stand someone up.One day,my friend stole my girlfriend.How well i treated my friend ,it slipped my mind.so that explains it :it is difficult to prevent thieves near you.