英语翻译大概意思都懂，但我自己实在不能译得更有趣一点，如果有现成的最好，没有的话请帮忙将那几句比较关键的翻出来就好，那堆

英语翻译
大概意思都懂，但我自己实在不能译得更有趣一点，如果有现成的最好，没有的话
请帮忙将那几句比较关键的翻出来就好，那堆yes i can,no you can’t就不必了。
F:I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
A:I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
F:I can live on bread and cheese
A:And only on that?
F:Yes
A:So can a rat
F:I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
A:I can do it quicker and get even sicker
F:I can open any safe
A:Without being caught?
F:Sure
A:That's what I thought (you crook)
F:Any note you can hold I can hold longer
A:I can hold any note longer than you
F:No,you can't
A:Yes,I can
F:yes,you can...break keep out let air
F:I can jump a hurdle
A:I can wear a girdle
F:I can knit a sweater
A:I can fill it better
F:I can do most anything
A:Can you bake a pie?
F:No
A:Neither can I