help me 跪求适合初一的英文优美的片段.

hello everyone,today i'm going to tell you guys a jock.
A man hates his wife's cat very much and he decided to get rid of it. So he drive five miles away from home and dropped the cat there. But the cat was walking up the yard when he comes back. He was very angry so next time he dropped the cat far away from home. But several hours later, the man called his wife "Dear,is the cat hone yet?" "Oh yes, why do you ask?" the women ask "Put the cat on the phone! I'm lost and I need a directions!"
It sound like a jock but it tells us a truth——in some way animals are stronger than humans, so the earth need people also need animals we should protection them.
That's all thank you.