a lady once wrote a long story 翻译

a lady once wrote a long story 翻译
a lady once wrote a long story. she sent in to a
famous editor. after a few WEEKS,the story was returned
back to her. the lady was angry. she wrote back to the
editor:
"dear sir, yesterday you sent back a story of mine
HOW do you know that the story WAS not good? you didn't
read it.WHEN i sent you the story. i pasted
together 18,19AND 20,WHICH was a test to see whether
you WOULD read the story OR NOT.when the story came back yesterday,the pages WERE still pasted together. WAS THAT the way you read all the stories THAT WERE send to you?"
the editor wrote back:"dear madam, AT breakfast
when i have an egg ,i don't have to eat the whole egg to
discover IF it is bad.