每日一笑 Thirteen!
Thirteen!A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting,"Thirteen!Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this,he finds a hole in the fence,looks in and someone pokes him in the eye.Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen!Fourteen!" 十三 一个人路过疯人院,听见里面的病人正在一起高喊,“十三!十三!” 这人感到很奇怪,碰巧发现栅栏上有一个洞,他附身朝里面看,这时突然 有一个人从里面伸出手指戳中了他的眼睛.于是疯人院里所有人开始一起高喊,“十四!十四!” 好久没有来,想念大家了哦,今天我来客串每日一笑!
Now We Run
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However,the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boys efforts for some time,the priest moves closer to the boy s position.He steps smartly across the street,walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child s level,the priest smiles benevolently and asks,"And now what,my little man?" To which the boy replies,"Now we run!"
