A Clever Panda
A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home.But the pumpkin is too big.The panda can’t take it home.
Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her.She watches the bike.“I know!I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily,“I can roll a pumpkin.It’s like a wheel.”
So she rolls the pumpkin to her home.When her mother sees the big pumpkin,she is surprised,“Oh,my God!How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly,“I can’t lift it,but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says,“What a clever girl!Use you heard to do something,”
聪明的熊猫
一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜,想把它拿回家.但是这只南瓜太大了,她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家.
突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来.她看着自行车,跳着说：“有了!我有办法了.我可以把南瓜滚回家去.南瓜好像车轮.
于是她把那瓜滚回家.当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候,很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说；“我拎不动它,可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只要你肯动脑筋,没有难办的事.
Lady First 女士优先 A
teacher asked her class:"Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said:"Yes,it is all right!" And only one little boy said:"No,it is not correct.The lady must be mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗?” 大多数学生回答说：“对,一点不错.” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对,应该先说女士.”
它们是从美国直接带来的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States,she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.At the bank counter,the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more,uttering."Trust me,Sir,and trust the money.They are real US dollars.They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
The Reason of Being Late
eacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny:Every time I come to the corner,a guidepost says,'School -- Go Slow'.
迟到的原因
老 师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着‘学校－缓行’.
