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My aunt is richer,the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin,this year 18 years,the most hated Shangjie,various accosted by using English,let her not know what course to take,just a few black lines:Hey girl,where are come from?Cousin suppressed along while red face,a broken hand bag,with standard Henan dialect roared:I move sheire who,Gu Henan Zhengzhou -_-
Spring Festival Gala opening dance?Single 1 "we happy" CCTV all reporter.2 pieces of 3 "Maiguai" Zhao Benshan Liu Xiang.The 3 comic "plasticizer is fart" in wine assist "4 pieces of trash children" the Civil Affairs Bureau of Guizhou.The 5 children's song "I love you" child abuse yanyangong 6 Song "I smile," Shaanxi administration of work safety.The 7 song "love Wang Shi in the business school".8 "12 seconds" Lei 政富 acrobatics.9 pieces of "flat Fen" Henan Civil Affairs Bureau
now the woman really effemination too!Afternoon and his girlfriend to go out to exercise,walked less than five hundred meters,she shout tired.I had to back down from her own way.
A beauty?Go to the market to buy pork,the boss said pork is not enough,so from the pig face cut a piece of meat filling,beauty urgent straight stamp said,I shame on you,I shame on you.
If.Female life bangs is adorable sister,oblique bangs is a strong woman,in is the queen,the man?Ping Liuhai is a teenage boy,oblique bangs are loafers,divided is silly B,difference how so big?
today is the last day of 2012,this year,we flirt with Du Fu,Zhen Huan imitation,met uncle bird saved the world,learn a wry neck act loving,always trouble Fang Yuan this year,we claim to grass root,not happy my surname beast,the taste of home stay on the tongue tip you will miss it,this remarkable 2012.
Moonlight before the bed,want to drink Hot and Sour Soup.People than the thin yellow,remember twice-cooked pork.Lotus just buds,a look at the ribs stewed beans.The frosty night,Sauteed Sweet Corn with Pine Nuts potato.Spring Green River south,the moon when the roast grim.Jun ask no period,to get the disc mushrooms stew.I urge the full weight,fruit pancake with chicken.The day will be a pair of lovebirds,street wait to eat barbecue!
cigarette dating back,after some consideration,decided to marry a match.Lighter madly in love for many years very dissatisfied,ask:"I the trendy,you noble,we are the perfect match!Why did you choose soil Diaozha match?" Cigarette said:"because your love is just a moment,when I die,you'll be faithless,and matches a lifetime burning one,just for me a cigarette.
son in kindergarten,"pleasant goat and grey wolf" to the theme song,always keep singing:"empress empress empress beauty like lazy boiling empress what what what Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang like to day commonplace Niang howling like a hungry we are a group of little sheep"
The donkey said:stupid?People say silly.2,Niu said:people talk about is called B.3,the cat said:people do tricks called maoni.4,the wolf said:people do bad things that work hand in glove with the partnership; 5,the mouse said:people don't say short-sighted vision; 6,the tiger said:human smugness said borrowing power to do evil; 7,chicken said:people in small things but insisted that the chicken chicken; 8,the dog suddenly Nu way:the most exasperating is,male the woman is pregnant but insisted that damn it.
1 photography when done V shaped sign:God,save this laotu people!Even if you stand like a stake.
2 idol worship:have no idols,only "vomiting object".
3 don't use a handkerchief,which also ashamed than street naked.Khan Jiuwang on a clean,no matter how white 多贵 clothes up to head on,the special action to elegant.Our slogan is:do not seek the most NB,as long as more NB!
4 don't carry a portable computer everywhere Xianyan,guarantee immediately be found.But portable grades higher.This year,the computer can understand more and more,in addition to Gates,who hand out have been identified as idiot,as for Gates,he is the lunch box out to people as is the new concept of electronic
5 don't many people in the time out of your Tong or similar electronic notepad.Misfortune comes out should immediately find a seam drilling,* * again.When the Tibetan people and more good instant dict,don't let the cat out of the bag,remember what the phone immediately took out his notebook and a pen.Meet people who are not asked why not instant dict,you only the right eye swept him and then a sneer sneer march off,must be in place,let people understand you not play but disdain for.Popular now recover one's original simplicity,with a root Xiaogun arbitrary point of the times have passed.
Spring Festival Gala opening dance?Single 1 "we happy" CCTV all reporter.2 pieces of 3 "Maiguai" Zhao Benshan Liu Xiang.The 3 comic "plasticizer is fart" in wine assist "4 pieces of trash children" the Civil Affairs Bureau of Guizhou.The 5 children's song "I love you" child abuse yanyangong 6 Song "I smile," Shaanxi administration of work safety.The 7 song "love Wang Shi in the business school".8 "12 seconds" Lei 政富 acrobatics.9 pieces of "flat Fen" Henan Civil Affairs Bureau
now the woman really effemination too!Afternoon and his girlfriend to go out to exercise,walked less than five hundred meters,she shout tired.I had to back down from her own way.
A beauty?Go to the market to buy pork,the boss said pork is not enough,so from the pig face cut a piece of meat filling,beauty urgent straight stamp said,I shame on you,I shame on you.
If.Female life bangs is adorable sister,oblique bangs is a strong woman,in is the queen,the man?Ping Liuhai is a teenage boy,oblique bangs are loafers,divided is silly B,difference how so big?
today is the last day of 2012,this year,we flirt with Du Fu,Zhen Huan imitation,met uncle bird saved the world,learn a wry neck act loving,always trouble Fang Yuan this year,we claim to grass root,not happy my surname beast,the taste of home stay on the tongue tip you will miss it,this remarkable 2012.
Moonlight before the bed,want to drink Hot and Sour Soup.People than the thin yellow,remember twice-cooked pork.Lotus just buds,a look at the ribs stewed beans.The frosty night,Sauteed Sweet Corn with Pine Nuts potato.Spring Green River south,the moon when the roast grim.Jun ask no period,to get the disc mushrooms stew.I urge the full weight,fruit pancake with chicken.The day will be a pair of lovebirds,street wait to eat barbecue!
cigarette dating back,after some consideration,decided to marry a match.Lighter madly in love for many years very dissatisfied,ask:"I the trendy,you noble,we are the perfect match!Why did you choose soil Diaozha match?" Cigarette said:"because your love is just a moment,when I die,you'll be faithless,and matches a lifetime burning one,just for me a cigarette.
son in kindergarten,"pleasant goat and grey wolf" to the theme song,always keep singing:"empress empress empress beauty like lazy boiling empress what what what Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang like to day commonplace Niang howling like a hungry we are a group of little sheep"
The donkey said:stupid?People say silly.2,Niu said:people talk about is called B.3,the cat said:people do tricks called maoni.4,the wolf said:people do bad things that work hand in glove with the partnership; 5,the mouse said:people don't say short-sighted vision; 6,the tiger said:human smugness said borrowing power to do evil; 7,chicken said:people in small things but insisted that the chicken chicken; 8,the dog suddenly Nu way:the most exasperating is,male the woman is pregnant but insisted that damn it.
1 photography when done V shaped sign:God,save this laotu people!Even if you stand like a stake.
2 idol worship:have no idols,only "vomiting object".
3 don't use a handkerchief,which also ashamed than street naked.Khan Jiuwang on a clean,no matter how white 多贵 clothes up to head on,the special action to elegant.Our slogan is:do not seek the most NB,as long as more NB!
4 don't carry a portable computer everywhere Xianyan,guarantee immediately be found.But portable grades higher.This year,the computer can understand more and more,in addition to Gates,who hand out have been identified as idiot,as for Gates,he is the lunch box out to people as is the new concept of electronic
5 don't many people in the time out of your Tong or similar electronic notepad.Misfortune comes out should immediately find a seam drilling,* * again.When the Tibetan people and more good instant dict,don't let the cat out of the bag,remember what the phone immediately took out his notebook and a pen.Meet people who are not asked why not instant dict,you only the right eye swept him and then a sneer sneer march off,must be in place,let people understand you not play but disdain for.Popular now recover one's original simplicity,with a root Xiaogun arbitrary point of the times have passed.
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