A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． So the young man searched and searched,and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser：“Just like you said,I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed,and even cooked like mother．And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man．“My father hates her!” 中文:和母亲一样的女孩 无论带哪一个女孩回家,这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对.一位朋友劝他说：“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她.” 于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩.他对他友好的忠告者说：“正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩.也正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她.” “那后来呢?”朋友问.“没什么,”青年人说.“我父亲讨厌她!” Mrs Brown was going our for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"nobody home.don't leave anything"when got back that night,she found her door broken open and her house ransacked.On the note she had left,she found she following messege added:"thanks!we haven't left anything!" 布朗夫人今天出门前锁好门后在门上贴了一张便条给送奶人,上面写着:"家里没人,不要留下任何东西."当她晚上回来的时候发现家里失窃了,而在早上留下的便条上多了一条信息:我们没有留下任何东西"
