求英语演讲短文,含哲理的小故事.或英语智力题.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
D（December 里有D字母,而其他月份没有）

What kind of bow will you not tie?
A rainbow
What day of the year is a command?
March fourth 前进
In which country will you be forzen to death?
the answer is “ Chile”智利, because it sounds like the word “chilly
Why bald men always so cheerful?
Because nothing gets in their hair.
What time is it when ten lions are chasing one zebra?
Ten after one
Why is 2+2=5 like your left leg?
Because it's not right.