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英语幽默:English Humours
When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老师：罗马是什么时候建成的?
汤姆：在夜里建成的.
老师：谁告诉你的?
汤姆：是您啊.您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.
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孔子名言：Famous saying of Confucius
学而时习之,不亦说乎?
Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?
温故而知新,可以为师矣.
If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others.
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英语格言:English proverbs
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .
人生苦短,若虚度年华,则短暂的人生就太长了.(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare
宁为聪明的愚夫,不作愚蠢的才子.－莎士比亚