问题描述：
求大神写一篇英语短文小故事明天演讲,最好幽默些演讲40秒左右,单词简单一点基础不好我高一,最好有翻译,
问题解答：
我来补答
你睡了没?现在给你你还要么?
再问： 要，大神指点下
再答： ok
再答： a crownd of students was gathered on the campus of oxford university.
再答： you can have no doubt,' shouted a young man excitedly,
再答： that if the dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, i will leave oxford this very evening!
再答： a buzzing noise followed.
再答： what a man of actions! 'one said in admiration.
再答： how should we support him and learn from him?' said another.
再答： suddenly, a girl asked what did the dean say to you?
再答： he bent and whispered to her,
再答： well, er..er..miss rose, er.. he told me to get clean away from oxford this very evening!
再答： 希望帮到你 一个一个字打出来的
再答： 再写翻译就好累了 哪句不知道问我
再答： 或者你查字典就ok 这篇翻译不难
再答： 谢谢你*^_^*
