Nobody wins (III)—Who wins
It was Gork!He wanted to catch Captain King and bring him back to his planet.
When night came and everybody went to sleep,Gork took Captain King secretly onto his spaceship and put him in a large cage.Soon,the spaceship took off from Earth.
“I caught you,Nobody!”Gork said.
“I will take you back to my planet and ask Biganger,the ruler of the planet,to kill you!”
“Oh,Mr.Gork,you’ve made a mistake,”Captain King said,“I’m Nobody’s twin brother.My name is Who.”
“I don’t care about that.Nobody hurt my eye,and if he’s not here,you,Nobody’s brother,should be punished.”
Several hours later,they arrived at Gork’s planet.Captain King was taken to a very large cave—much larger than Gork’s home.It was Biganger’s palace.There were many one-eye monsters there,waiting to see the human criminal.
The ruler arrived.He was very big and has a green eye.
“Your Majesty (陛下),look at my eye!It is badly hurt!Who’s brother invaded my home and hurt my eye!”Gork said angrily.
“Whose brother?”the ruler asked.
“Yes,Who’s brother.”
“Who hurt your eye?”Biganger was confused.
“No,it was Nobody.Nobody hurt my eye.”
Gork’s words made other monsters laugh a lot.“Gork is making fun of you,Your Majesty!”they said to Biganger.
The ruler got very angry.“Now,I’ll give you the last chance to answer my question.Don’t joke anymore,or I will send you to prison.Who hurt your eye?”
“Nobody,Your Majesty,Nobody hurt my eye!”
Biganger couldn’t hold his anger back anymore,“Put him to prison,right now!”
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The next day,Captain King was sitting in his garden on Earth,drinking beer.“Sorry,Gork,”Captain King looked at the starry sky and smiled,“but do you know who wins this time?”
