英语翻译Poet:I hope you've received the little volume of poems I

诗人：我希望你已经收到我送你的诗集小书.
女人：哦,是的.那很好.我想知道我把它放哪儿了?
她的儿子：它在桌子的脚底下,妈妈,（这是）为了让它（指桌子）平稳.{本人直译……}
（英语小故事）
That is not my dog（那不是我的狗）
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite." The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
那不是我的狗
一位女士走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗．她问店主："你的狗咬人吗?" 店主说:"不, 我的狗不咬人." 于是这位女士弯下腰想去摸摸这条狗. 狗咬了她. "哎哟!"她叫道,"你说过你的狗不咬人的." 店主回答说:"那不是我的狗."