需要一个酷劲十足的口语自我介绍

Ho , what's up today? ~is my name. But everyone calls me rock~. I like rock. Especially American blacks' one. Awesome is my nick name. Hey, hey, hey````how i look like```don't be humble, don't be cool. everyone is different. I have my style. And maybe you're not my style. I like the way I like. And don't try to get into my way, man. Damn, damn, damn. I am ~, I come form Grade 8 class 4. Now you know me!
最好不要用FUCKING,不雅,DAMN斯文点