问题描述：
求一个英语话剧剧本
要幽默浅显点的,初二能看懂,可以有生词也可以,只要不太多.
（最好能是有10左右的演员的,实在没有就两三个人的也行.最重要的是要相当幽默）好会追分的哦~
要幽默浅显点的,初二能看懂,可以有生词也可以,只要不太多.
（最好能是有10左右的演员的,实在没有就两三个人的也行.最重要的是要相当幽默）好会追分的哦~
问题解答：
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(我在网上找的,希望你喜欢){自个翻译的哦,不是机器翻译哦}
People: young charges Attendants
Abai rural areas: (60 to 70 years old, humorous)
Rural Daniang: (age ibid., bold and vigorous sense of humor)
(Bamboo accompaniment)
Attendants:
Today, November 25
To work really hard,
Payment of a wandering line
I should be confused notalgia
We should see the classes,
I ah who (prevarication and)
5:00 invited me to eat ribs outside,
But his birthday today,
I have to for him to celebrate!
Abai: (singing)
My home on the Songhua River in northeast ah,
There are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum.
……
I have nothing to do something good small drank wine ah,
5 ringleader, 666, drinking Haiting ease.
(Daobo)
"Today I went to the meeting, could be a good music a while,
Want to call home, even though cell phones - arrears. "
Our farming such as farmers for generations,
On the party's policies of the rich of the home,
Also bought a mobile phone Yaolikou,
Ku Ku is, can be reluctant to call,
Backcross on the 20 yuan, you did not play two weeks.
Today there are two sub-Douli infants to pay for his cell phone.
Daniang: (singing)
The wind just willows, Shua CHOOSE TO CHOOSE
Small infants in the river flow CHOOSE Hualala
Determined woman and learned how to call,
Instruct children today and tomorrow call Centre.
I also call that the time from afar, he
This is not, you did not play such calls on hold, that's right.
(Daobo)
People of good news on the spirit of the autumn, people to stay in their twilight years I sunset.
Rural old lady like me,
Has built up its fortune on the party's policies of the rich,
Son to buy a mobile phone Douli equipment,
This is fun Chouzhao Italy,
This phone a dozen large group,
Calls to the point of the whole exhausted.
Hey, this afternoon to pay calls,
A bronze ah, this time to all.
Abai: (himself)
Yo, it is not the boss's wife Lao Zhang,
This Niangmen, when very young crazy,
When a female captain that,
My wife to her hygiene,
The tough guy ah --
My wife forced me to do people,
Speaking of this ah……
(Singing) I Wenleihonghong……
Daniang: (himself)
Yo, it is not the West-old man with a pharaoh?
This guy, who is nicknamed Dahuihang.
Production team, my recovery,
Let me give a rejection……
I Ma Yue,
-- Our is a sheep is a sheep Dahuihang How can marry.
Abai: yo, Laozhang Great, how to you? To buy a cell phone way?
Daniang: yo, this is not Dahuihang? Shame on you, it is not just his Abai Zhang? I do not buy mobile phones, this thing ah, there Our long.
Abai:!brand?
Daniang: Motorola. (Unequivocally that)
Abai: demo, "touched me," But I am serious, not gropers!
Daniang: Yana culture, "you feeling you" and want the United States, I am now, "Mount - child care - Romania - pulling"
Abai: Oh, understand, "motorized to pull"!
Daniang: your diploma, you doing way?
Abai: This is not her son to buy a mobile phone, free play ring tones, the SMS tariff, no, to pay.
Daniang: calls calls, a fee it will buy a mobile phone is high consumption.
Payment ah, precisely, I have to pay.
A: it to pay hymns. (Go girl inside before).
The young girl (politely speaking): Hello, do you pay calls?
Abai: Come, you pay first. (Mutual humility)
Daniang: girl, I pay.
Attendants: Daniang how many of you?
Daniang: Our ah, 13947696666, June 6 with hymns.
Attendants: Abai, how many of you?
Abai: 13947698888, the hymns of the.
Attendants: Daniang you pay?
Daniang: (and girls) pay back Tigers 20, did not play one week, flowers and pay 50, you half dead, this time Our old woman also generous one, (and girls) to, Our TAC 100.
Attendants: straight Choudainiang, not words.
Daniang: Zala, more suspicion!
Attendant: No! Daniang 100 not enough.
Daniang:? TAC 20 lines, will also pay 50, 100 also how I pay enough. The price you Shashihou long way?
Abai: (chimed in) Yes, this guy, I heard Our buy phone calls miso miso to rise, the price of long, or how to tell me?
Attendants: Abai, Daniang, you misunderstood, we Mobile users to express appreciation, a gift to the service calls you, it is Shenzhouxing users, in accordance with the regulations, you pay 200 yuan calls, we presented you 80 yuan, This does not mean that you reduce calls? If you can pay 100 yuan, do not enjoy the concessions.
Daniang: yo, also donated so many calls, which Yatou, Buzaoshui night? (Money paid half-embarrassed)
Abai: ah, such a good thing.
Zala? Not the money, boasting superb Meng, money can not, no money, I take your point! Early is not blowing, a lot of money. See (with three hundred yuan, in the hands of tempering) money diploma! Naishiguituimo money, the penny-hero advantage through hymns. Borrow money wield Ke Chen, said it is not small points on the end.
Daniang: (angry) Dahuihang, and other publicity, 200 yuan, and the advantage of his aging mother would like you to the past!
Abai: borrow money through the hymns, let me turn to the past abide by relevant regulations?
Daniang: not to turn.
Abai: not transferred.
Daniang: not to turn.
Abai: not transferred.
Daniang: (action of the pants)
Abai: (shy) Do not, do not, it is doing this Niangmen a little crazy, I turn to my turn.
Daniang: (untied belt, underwear, pull out two hundred yuan)
Abai: (turned to have a look) threatened me jump, the original possession of the money so Yanshi.
Daniang: blind your eyes, I dare say that money (the money will be handed attendants) 102, enough?
Attendants: Daniang paid 200, back to the 80, the word you signed it.
Daniang: (Signed)
Attendants: Abai the yours. (There hundred yuan out of the hands twist twist, the audience can)
Abai: Zayan money not get everywhere,
TAC 200 points are charged.
Go back to buy the car grandson play.
Laozhang Great ah, you should never Jianxiao.
Abai: (two hundred yuan handed, leaving one hundred yuan)
Attendant: (DSS Abai said Chou) Abai enough.
Abai: This girl practice of the net, he returned to 80 TAC 200, I pay 200 how inadequate?
Attendants: Abai, is so matter. We presented the calls, there are three types, one is Shenzhouxing, which customers pay 200 yuan donated 80 yuan, is a dynamic area, the TAC 400 to the one hundred of sixty yuan, there is a () pay 1,000 yuan, donated 400 calls yuan, you ah elderly, the use of the card is the type of dynamic zone, you have to pay 400 yuan to enjoy such benefits.
Abai: girls, do you mean I enjoy more preferential than hymns?
Attendant: Yes.
Abai: Then I will have to pay four hundred yuan hymns?
Attendants:, if you pay less, there will be no concessions had.
Abai: 400,300 goal 100,100,100 (difficult kind)
(Abai money left to pay the right amount of pay is less than)
Daniang: not the money, boasting superb Meng, money can not…… money on these things, the money Naishiguituimo, the advantage of penny-hero!
Abai: girls, I do not pay, and pay again tomorrow.
Attendants: Abai, tomorrow night, we presented today is the last day of calls, after today, there will be no concessions had.
Abai: Chouchoudainiang, the hands of 100 yuan, Chou Chou girl (look for help)
Attendant: (a visa) Daniang,
I know you certainly are aware of the two,
Perhaps there Diansha relatives,
Abai a little difficulty today,
I think you know, will certainly help him solve this problem.
Daniang, can you lend this his first 100 yuan.
Daniang: girl, you heart good. I do not not help him, I am 100 yuan, and also wants to buy cloth to my granddaughter - her - her.
His old man ah,
Not slip away from the mouth did not lose hair if there are no words chaos Cha Cha,
Just now, he Gas me, I would also like to gas gas him,
You see her mind, and services to the home,
I put this money diploma, first lent him.
Attendants: Abai, you see, Aunt mind good.
Abai: the money men by women, too Diaojia. This money I had Fujie.
Daniang: The Pharaoh, you…… (very angry look)
Attendant: (bamboo accompaniment)
Abai you not angry, not angry you Daniang
Please Jingxiaxin,
Let me say that
Have to walk with good words,
There are good boat paddle the river.
You both a lot younger,
Have been ups and downs.
This is Gansha trivial?
Lea is not a map.
Abai, Daniang: right right, kids, we ah,
Amuse the stay, saying that it is said,
But is the map of Lea,
They realize that the past, they realize that.
(Submitted for musical tones sounded.
Abai Daniang attendants singing and twisting up).
Abai: my home in Chifeng, Kazakhstan old river ah.
Daniang: there are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum.
Abai: in the blue mountains beside the entrance there are two large Topol,
Daniang: homogeneous whole of the fence homes, a grass Housing ah. Alas……
Attendants: two elderly very fashionable, with a new cell phone ah
Mobile good to catch up with the times, the first map Liangtang heart.
SMS call services were praised.
Shared things are everywhere, laughter packed ah.
Qi: Shared things are everywhere, laughter packed ah!
(Modeling curtain call)
(我在网上找的,希望你喜欢){自个翻译的哦,不是机器翻译哦}
People: young charges Attendants
Abai rural areas: (60 to 70 years old, humorous)
Rural Daniang: (age ibid., bold and vigorous sense of humor)
(Bamboo accompaniment)
Attendants:
Today, November 25
To work really hard,
Payment of a wandering line
I should be confused notalgia
We should see the classes,
I ah who (prevarication and)
5:00 invited me to eat ribs outside,
But his birthday today,
I have to for him to celebrate!
Abai: (singing)
My home on the Songhua River in northeast ah,
There are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum.
……
I have nothing to do something good small drank wine ah,
5 ringleader, 666, drinking Haiting ease.
(Daobo)
"Today I went to the meeting, could be a good music a while,
Want to call home, even though cell phones - arrears. "
Our farming such as farmers for generations,
On the party's policies of the rich of the home,
Also bought a mobile phone Yaolikou,
Ku Ku is, can be reluctant to call,
Backcross on the 20 yuan, you did not play two weeks.
Today there are two sub-Douli infants to pay for his cell phone.
Daniang: (singing)
The wind just willows, Shua CHOOSE TO CHOOSE
Small infants in the river flow CHOOSE Hualala
Determined woman and learned how to call,
Instruct children today and tomorrow call Centre.
I also call that the time from afar, he
This is not, you did not play such calls on hold, that's right.
(Daobo)
People of good news on the spirit of the autumn, people to stay in their twilight years I sunset.
Rural old lady like me,
Has built up its fortune on the party's policies of the rich,
Son to buy a mobile phone Douli equipment,
This is fun Chouzhao Italy,
This phone a dozen large group,
Calls to the point of the whole exhausted.
Hey, this afternoon to pay calls,
A bronze ah, this time to all.
Abai: (himself)
Yo, it is not the boss's wife Lao Zhang,
This Niangmen, when very young crazy,
When a female captain that,
My wife to her hygiene,
The tough guy ah --
My wife forced me to do people,
Speaking of this ah……
(Singing) I Wenleihonghong……
Daniang: (himself)
Yo, it is not the West-old man with a pharaoh?
This guy, who is nicknamed Dahuihang.
Production team, my recovery,
Let me give a rejection……
I Ma Yue,
-- Our is a sheep is a sheep Dahuihang How can marry.
Abai: yo, Laozhang Great, how to you? To buy a cell phone way?
Daniang: yo, this is not Dahuihang? Shame on you, it is not just his Abai Zhang? I do not buy mobile phones, this thing ah, there Our long.
Abai:!brand?
Daniang: Motorola. (Unequivocally that)
Abai: demo, "touched me," But I am serious, not gropers!
Daniang: Yana culture, "you feeling you" and want the United States, I am now, "Mount - child care - Romania - pulling"
Abai: Oh, understand, "motorized to pull"!
Daniang: your diploma, you doing way?
Abai: This is not her son to buy a mobile phone, free play ring tones, the SMS tariff, no, to pay.
Daniang: calls calls, a fee it will buy a mobile phone is high consumption.
Payment ah, precisely, I have to pay.
A: it to pay hymns. (Go girl inside before).
The young girl (politely speaking): Hello, do you pay calls?
Abai: Come, you pay first. (Mutual humility)
Daniang: girl, I pay.
Attendants: Daniang how many of you?
Daniang: Our ah, 13947696666, June 6 with hymns.
Attendants: Abai, how many of you?
Abai: 13947698888, the hymns of the.
Attendants: Daniang you pay?
Daniang: (and girls) pay back Tigers 20, did not play one week, flowers and pay 50, you half dead, this time Our old woman also generous one, (and girls) to, Our TAC 100.
Attendants: straight Choudainiang, not words.
Daniang: Zala, more suspicion!
Attendant: No! Daniang 100 not enough.
Daniang:? TAC 20 lines, will also pay 50, 100 also how I pay enough. The price you Shashihou long way?
Abai: (chimed in) Yes, this guy, I heard Our buy phone calls miso miso to rise, the price of long, or how to tell me?
Attendants: Abai, Daniang, you misunderstood, we Mobile users to express appreciation, a gift to the service calls you, it is Shenzhouxing users, in accordance with the regulations, you pay 200 yuan calls, we presented you 80 yuan, This does not mean that you reduce calls? If you can pay 100 yuan, do not enjoy the concessions.
Daniang: yo, also donated so many calls, which Yatou, Buzaoshui night? (Money paid half-embarrassed)
Abai: ah, such a good thing.
Zala? Not the money, boasting superb Meng, money can not, no money, I take your point! Early is not blowing, a lot of money. See (with three hundred yuan, in the hands of tempering) money diploma! Naishiguituimo money, the penny-hero advantage through hymns. Borrow money wield Ke Chen, said it is not small points on the end.
Daniang: (angry) Dahuihang, and other publicity, 200 yuan, and the advantage of his aging mother would like you to the past!
Abai: borrow money through the hymns, let me turn to the past abide by relevant regulations?
Daniang: not to turn.
Abai: not transferred.
Daniang: not to turn.
Abai: not transferred.
Daniang: (action of the pants)
Abai: (shy) Do not, do not, it is doing this Niangmen a little crazy, I turn to my turn.
Daniang: (untied belt, underwear, pull out two hundred yuan)
Abai: (turned to have a look) threatened me jump, the original possession of the money so Yanshi.
Daniang: blind your eyes, I dare say that money (the money will be handed attendants) 102, enough?
Attendants: Daniang paid 200, back to the 80, the word you signed it.
Daniang: (Signed)
Attendants: Abai the yours. (There hundred yuan out of the hands twist twist, the audience can)
Abai: Zayan money not get everywhere,
TAC 200 points are charged.
Go back to buy the car grandson play.
Laozhang Great ah, you should never Jianxiao.
Abai: (two hundred yuan handed, leaving one hundred yuan)
Attendant: (DSS Abai said Chou) Abai enough.
Abai: This girl practice of the net, he returned to 80 TAC 200, I pay 200 how inadequate?
Attendants: Abai, is so matter. We presented the calls, there are three types, one is Shenzhouxing, which customers pay 200 yuan donated 80 yuan, is a dynamic area, the TAC 400 to the one hundred of sixty yuan, there is a () pay 1,000 yuan, donated 400 calls yuan, you ah elderly, the use of the card is the type of dynamic zone, you have to pay 400 yuan to enjoy such benefits.
Abai: girls, do you mean I enjoy more preferential than hymns?
Attendant: Yes.
Abai: Then I will have to pay four hundred yuan hymns?
Attendants:, if you pay less, there will be no concessions had.
Abai: 400,300 goal 100,100,100 (difficult kind)
(Abai money left to pay the right amount of pay is less than)
Daniang: not the money, boasting superb Meng, money can not…… money on these things, the money Naishiguituimo, the advantage of penny-hero!
Abai: girls, I do not pay, and pay again tomorrow.
Attendants: Abai, tomorrow night, we presented today is the last day of calls, after today, there will be no concessions had.
Abai: Chouchoudainiang, the hands of 100 yuan, Chou Chou girl (look for help)
Attendant: (a visa) Daniang,
I know you certainly are aware of the two,
Perhaps there Diansha relatives,
Abai a little difficulty today,
I think you know, will certainly help him solve this problem.
Daniang, can you lend this his first 100 yuan.
Daniang: girl, you heart good. I do not not help him, I am 100 yuan, and also wants to buy cloth to my granddaughter - her - her.
His old man ah,
Not slip away from the mouth did not lose hair if there are no words chaos Cha Cha,
Just now, he Gas me, I would also like to gas gas him,
You see her mind, and services to the home,
I put this money diploma, first lent him.
Attendants: Abai, you see, Aunt mind good.
Abai: the money men by women, too Diaojia. This money I had Fujie.
Daniang: The Pharaoh, you…… (very angry look)
Attendant: (bamboo accompaniment)
Abai you not angry, not angry you Daniang
Please Jingxiaxin,
Let me say that
Have to walk with good words,
There are good boat paddle the river.
You both a lot younger,
Have been ups and downs.
This is Gansha trivial?
Lea is not a map.
Abai, Daniang: right right, kids, we ah,
Amuse the stay, saying that it is said,
But is the map of Lea,
They realize that the past, they realize that.
(Submitted for musical tones sounded.
Abai Daniang attendants singing and twisting up).
Abai: my home in Chifeng, Kazakhstan old river ah.
Daniang: there are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum.
Abai: in the blue mountains beside the entrance there are two large Topol,
Daniang: homogeneous whole of the fence homes, a grass Housing ah. Alas……
Attendants: two elderly very fashionable, with a new cell phone ah
Mobile good to catch up with the times, the first map Liangtang heart.
SMS call services were praised.
Shared things are everywhere, laughter packed ah.
Qi: Shared things are everywhere, laughter packed ah!
(Modeling curtain call)
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