问题描述：
请各位将解释一下这个所有英文的意思,真心看不懂.
If you are sick,frist,you can watch TV.then,jump into the sea.You will feel better soon.Besause you are a fool,so.you can jump.
If your computer is broken,frist,you can hit your computer,then,you can say：“go to hell,bitch!”Last,you can Put thecomputerinto thetoilet. It‘s so good.
If you are a little bird,you can say：“I‘m a little bird,I love eat the good shit,it’s so tasty and it‘s a good food.”then,the little bird start eat shit.
If you are sick,frist,you can watch TV.then,jump into the sea.You will feel better soon.Besause you are a fool,so.you can jump.
If your computer is broken,frist,you can hit your computer,then,you can say：“go to hell,bitch!”Last,you can Put thecomputerinto thetoilet. It‘s so good.
If you are a little bird,you can say：“I‘m a little bird,I love eat the good shit,it’s so tasty and it‘s a good food.”then,the little bird start eat shit.
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