Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
史莱克：快点撒一个谎!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
皮诺曹：我该说什么?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.
驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内裤".
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.
皮诺曹：嗯,好.我正穿着女人的内裤.
Pinocchio: [silence]
皮诺曹：（沉默）
Shrek: Are you?
史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤).
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在.
Pinocchio: I am not.
皮诺曹：我没有.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
姜饼人：它是一个皮带!
Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.
姜饼人：噢!它们是短裤!
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮诺曹：不是!
GIngy：Are too!
姜饼人：是的!
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮诺曹：不是.
Gingy：Are too!
姜饼人：是的!
精彩对白
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
白马王子：你,你不能说谎!史莱克在哪儿?
匹诺曹：呃,好吧,我不知道他不在哪里.
白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里?
匹诺曹：正好相反.
白马王子：这么说来,你知道他在哪儿了!
匹诺曹：我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝……
白马王子：闭嘴!
匹诺曹：知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里,也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里!
Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
驴子（驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体）：我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里!
史莱克：驴子……
驴子：我感到无所遁形,极度肮脏!
Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
驴子（看到史莱克一丝不挂地躺在床上）：啊,你知道吗?你真的需要给自己穿上一条宽大的睡裤!
Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
穿靴子的猫（史莱克将驴子扔出了窗户）：有些人就是不知道什么叫做适可而止.
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...which could only be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle...guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave Knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,but none prevailed.She waited in the dragon's keep...in the hightest room of the tallest tower.for her true love and love's first kiss."
Like that's ever gonna happen.What a load of...Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed,She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb,In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.The years start comin' and they don't stop comin',Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin',Didn't make sense not to live for fun ,Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb,So much to do So much to see,So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets,You'll never know if you don't go,You'll never shine if you don't glow,
Hold on.Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Yeah,it'll grind your bones for its bread.
yes,well,actually,that would be a giant.
Now,Ogres...They're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
No! They'll shave your liver
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually,it's quite good on toast.Back!Back,beast!
Back! I Warn ya! Right.
This is the part where you run away.
And stay out!
All right.This one's full.
Take it away!
Move it along .Come on!Get up! Next!
Give me that! Your flying days are over.
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
Sit down there! Keep quiet!
This cage is too small.
Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
Oh,shut up.oh! next!
What have you got? This little wooden puppet.
I'm not a puppet.I'm a real boy.Five shillings for the possessed toy.
Take it away. Father,please! Don't let them do this!
Help me! Next.What have you got?
Well,I've got a talking donkey.
Right.Well,that's good for ten shillings,if you can prove it.
OH, go ahead,little fella.
Well?
OH, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous.
He's really quite a chatterbox.Talk,you boneheaded dolt...
That's it. I've heard enough.Guards! No,no, he talks!
