e-mail英语的句子

“IMO,u r not right,‘coze every sword has 2 blades”. ( In my opinion, you are not right, because every sword has two blades.)
—can I invite u 2 dance? —withpleasure.
—can I hold u now ? —OK.
这里hold就是双关,因为它既有“牵手”之意,也有“拥抱”之意.
lol =laugh out loudly or lots of laugh
noob=newbie＝小白（嘲笑新人）
lol (laugh out loud)
wat (what)
w8 (wait)
afk (away from keyboard)
OMG (oh, my god)
rofl: rolling on the floor laughing
lmao: laugh my ass off
brb: Be right back
btw(by the way) gr8(great) ur..(you are...)
pls(please)