英语翻译医生问病人是怎么骨折的?病人说,我感觉鞋里有沙子,就靠着电线杆抖抖.谁知道一个傻瓜路过,以为我触电了,操起棍子就

Story 1:
When inquired by the physician about the cause of his bone fracture,the patient said,"I felt sand in my shoes.I therefore leaned against a power pole to shake the sand off.An idiot passed by and thought that I got an electric shock from that pole.So he found a stick and tried to hit me out of the situation."
Story 2:
Judge:How did you steal that cow?
Thief:I didn't steal it.
Judge:Well,then how did that cow get into your house?
Thief:I found a piece of string on the road on my way home from the market that day.I picked it up and brought it home.When I got home,I fould a cow on the other end of the string.