英语翻译有人能把中文翻译成英文吗?请帮我把这段话翻译一下,亲爱的傻子,虽然我们不在一个国家,虽然我现在还是一个小胖子,可

Dear fool,although we are not in a country,although I was a little fat,but I also want you to wait for me for a year,back to death!I'm afraid I character with your love does not match,so worried,I will slowly lady up,after waiting for me to feed you fat little man to call you