uying a hat
a lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. as she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "an excellent choice, madam. you look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" to his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "i don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as i take it off. show me some more hats!"
买帽子
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子.她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶.已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她："你做了极好的选择,夫人.你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子.多拿一些帽子给我看看!
