英语翻译从前,有一个名叫Magic的寝室,这个寝室包括6个人,A,B,C,D,E和F.从他们住进来开始,他们就为了争夺寝

三四楼都是用机器翻的.
Once upon a time,there was a bedroom called "Magic".There were 6 people lived in the bedroom,A,B,C,D,E,and F.Since the day they moved in,the war fighting for the crown of this bedroom started and never stopped.As the war continues,they splitted into two companies - CD and ABE.B was the official room head.F,on the other hand,was a neutral role between the two companies and acted as the background of this war.However,as time goes on,C became tired and bored of all the fighting and finally invented the Ultimate Weapon:the "Terminator of Confliction".All the roommates agreed to solve their issues with the "Terminator of Confliction" and decided that the loser will be leaving the bedroom,Magic.As a result,E was the first to leave.A and B left as well.Peace was finally granted to the bedroom once again.C sighed,"What is the single most important thing in 21st century?!It is Peace!" Since then,C replaced B as the room head and he had a new name :"Obama".
这啥破故事.连奥巴马都出来了靠.
不管咋样,以上纯属脑力翻的,因为二十一世纪诚恳和和谐一样重要!