I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman."
The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?"
The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey."
The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?"
The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
儿子：妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!
儿子：哦.我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!
Talking clock
会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”
