帮帮忙写个英语口语两人对话~有两个主题：sport 和 religion,时间大概是2~4分钟.

sport
a:hi,how are you,what did you do today?
b:i went out with my friends to bowling then we went to swimming
a:that would be very fun,but i don't bowling or swimming
b:then what sport do you like?
a:making love with a nice chick
religion
a:hi,last night i fucked a nice chick
b:really,i thought you was kidding me
a:no,i'm serious i'm not a religious guy or an eunuch
b:but i heard you are a Buddhist and even been a monk years ago
a:yes,but i hate masturbate anymore