10分钟8人的英语情景剧,求剧本,类型搞笑点.

Scene:Restaurant Waiter=John Customers=Candy,Jeff,Lily,Mike,Wong John:MayIhelpyou?Howmanyseatswouldyouliketohave?Wong:Yes,5seatsplease.John:Pleasefollowme.I’llbringyoutoyourtable.Wong:Thanks.Heyguys,comethisway!Mike:Ok.Jeff:Yes,I’mcoming.Hey,gals.Overhere!(CandyandLilyarewalkingtoJeff.Thentheyjointhegroup.) Candy:Wegetit!Lily:Sorrythatwearelate.Wong:Nevermind.Let’sorderourmealsfirst.Waiter… John:Yes.MayIhelpyou?Candy:Anyfoodyouwouldrecommend?John:Wehaveanewrecipeofpastawithmashpotatoesandcheese,wouldyouliketohavesome?Lily:Jeff,youlikecheese,don’tyou?Jeff:Yes,Iwouldliketotrythenewrecipe.Givemeonesetwithacupofteaplease.John:Yes,ofcourse.Lily:Givemeafruitsaladwithanorangejuice.Jeff:Wow,Lil.Isitenoughforyou?Candy:Sheisonadietnow.Lily:Yes,itisenough.Wong:Alright.Candy,whatdoyouwanttohave?Candy:Hmm...Letmesee.IlikepastabutIdon'tlikecheese.Whatelsedoyouhave?John:Wemayhelpyoutochangethecheesewithcream,wouldyouliketotry?OrImayrecommendyouanotherrecipeofpasta.OurTomyampastaisalsooneofthefavouritedishesofcustomers.Candy:Cream?Yes.Iwouldliketohavecreamypastawithmashespotatoes.AndcanIhavesomeTomyampastatoo?Iwanttotrybothofthem.Mike:Hey,Candy.Youaregreedy.Jeff:Pleaseforgiveherifshescaredyou.Shehasn’thadbreakfastyet.John:Sure.Wouldyouliketohavedrinks?WehavenewcoffeebeansimportedfromBrazil.Thecoffeemadefromthebeanstastesgoodandithasaspecialaromawhichishardlyfindinlocal.Candy:Yes,Icouldeatahorse!No…Idon’tlikecoffee.Pleasegivemeamushroomsoupandicelemonteatoo.Mike,don’tyouliketohavetheBrazilcoffee?Mike:Wow,itseemsdelicious.Yes,Ilikecoffee.Pleasegivemeone.Wong:Metoo.TwocupsoftheBrazilcoffeeplease.Thenwhatdoyouwanttohave,Mike?Mike:Givemeaplateofpineapplefriedrice.Wong:Andme…achickenchop.John:Sure.Forthechickenchop,wouldyouliketohavemushroomsauceorblackpeppersauce?Wong:Blackpeppersauce.John:Ofcourse.Anythingelseyouwouldliketoadd?Dessertprobably?Wehavehome-madepuddingsandice-cream.Wong:Guysandgals,anythingyouwouldliketoadd?(Remainsilentforawhile…) Jeff:No,thereshouldbeenough.Wong:No,thanks.We'llhavemymaincoursefirst.John:Noted,thankyou.Pleasewaitforawhileandyourfoodshallbeservedshortly.Lily