字幕：when a 3-year-old boy was asked about monsters
当一个三岁小孩被问到关于怪兽时
her answer may surprise you
她的答案也许会雷到你
mum:Now tell mummy again,what you said you are going do to him
when he come here?
现在再给妈妈说一遍,你刚才说的,他来的时候你会对他干什么?
daughter:I said,I'm going to kick his assk(小娃儿发音不准,应该是
ass,屁眼)
我说,我会踢暴他的屁眼.批注：（kick his ass在美国俚语里面是
暴揍对方一顿的说法）
mum:oh...hehe..it's not nice(大人忍著笑教育孩子,孩子在天真地傻
笑)daughter:hehe..hehe.
daughter:If he could come over here,he will want to kick my assk.
如果他能来这里,他也会想踢暴我的屁眼.批注：同上
mum（笑到不行）:.huh..huh..hehe..
daughter:hehe 傻笑中
mum:he will?已经笑到哭了,边笑边问
他会吗?
daughter:yeah..hehe
mum：仍然在笑中.
daughter:so come on and move him,or he will come out and kick my assk.
那快点挪走它,不然它会出来踢暴我的屁眼的.
mum:ok..hehe边说边笑
daughter:继续说.and I can kick his assk..
.而且我也可以踢爆它的屁眼.
mum:ok,but that's not a nice word,you should say kick his butt.
好吧,但那不是一个好词,你应该说：踢他的屁股.
daughter:oh.yeah
噢.好.
